how to escape fart

wen to watch wif skool fren..super funny...10 star rating for me

hey nvr blog for so long already, been recovering...everything looks good, wounds are healing

first week look like chicken seeweed
second week look like chinese sausage
now look like red bean potong ice cream

so bike is out of work shop, everything looks new..and the bill is high as hell, first few days of riding i got traumatized, memories keep playing in my head...looping...but one of the days i took a bus to school cause i miss taking the bus and taking the bus wif frens..is so much diffrent...when riding bike u laugh alone, ok tats sound so retarded, but take bus i got fren to laugh wif,


this wed watching where got ghost..see trailer very funny

but i just realised tat i m spending more time wit my school fren...we went to the movies, go mall see shoe...i saw a shoe which i really attracted to...like i saw an angel but in a shoe form like ahhhhhhhh.., k lame, btw i plan tat every wed i while take the public transport..then after school hang out wif the guys..myb go movies or something...so wed is movie day guys!...i hope more ppl will join us on movie day..cause tat is the only day tat we go back early...so this week we going to see WHERE GOT GHOST?....one thing different about watching the movie alone and watching the movies at the cinema is tat we laugh with ppl who we dont know haha..bt if at home alone laugh my mum thinks im crazy haha..esp funny movie..like when we when for the hangover movie,,laugh like hell man with all the strangers laughing together...where can u get tat??...













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while watching the movie i look at my classmate see them laughing n enjoying just make me feel so happy...dont know y..wai yip was putting his leg up on the front chair..like if there is ppl infront his feet would touch the person head, sitting down munching munch munch ...on popcorn btw the popcorn was already half way when we walk from the food stand to the cinema, then there is shannon sitting down laughing like no more abang2 attitude..sometimes i just suspect tat behind those abang2 attitude there is something more childish about him tat he is afraid to unleash..but i saw his kiddy attitude in the cinema, then there is cliffton whis his arm cast sit down laugh like hell he dont understand some of it but he still laugh...then there is choon yong sitting beside me sharing popcorn with me...it was quite tasteless ah but still finish hahaha...and oh i forgot ganesh..hmm btw where is he sitted at ah?...i cant seem to remember where he sit..after the lights when out he suddenly dissapear..but i do remember seeing a set of teeth floating beside cliffton...i think tat is his whahaha..sori bro!..i have to do this....

btw beware of shannon this guy if u disturb him ah he wont disturb u back...he will collected then on day he get back at u..i know cause im a victim of him...he got this notebook wif him tat he keeps track of ppl disturb him..then ont time let go..he called me BARNEY wtf =-=" do i look like some purple freak who likes to sing?...hahahaso guys beware...

today at claa i got alot of laughs...me and the guys watching girl dancing on cliffton desktop..then i went over to my desk to do something..then suddenly from cliff desk they say got ppl fart...then i knew it i was in trouble...come on man i didnt do it...i suspect is waiyip because he standing there wif suspicious look..he was looking for an chance to go a way from the desk the fart,..then put the blame on others...come on lah this games i play before..haha so waiyip u got a smelly fart...silent killer some more...then i thought of a video japanese ppl make its call how to escape fart once u have boom the place...we were laughing so hard...and japanese ppl are very creative...

so here is the video...once again best wif sound...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4uF_zeT_4

got alot of tactics and tricks to get out of the way once u let it go...

ok tats all ....i need a rest

got into an accident, dont want think much about it, just glad to be safe and standing, my bike is wreck but it will be fix with a hefty bill...just went thing is turning out to be good everything tat i work hard for has just collapse, now thoughts about buying a new bike seems to drift away but then again im still glad to be standing, looking at my bike, i know i have brush with death so close tat im somehow traumatised so while waiting for my bike im going public for a while to calm myself to reflect wat are my mistakes and my carelessness...im sorry mum for making u worry about me i will try to be careful next time and consider this mishap everytime i turn the throttle...just realised tat in this cruel world there are still some kind soul out there who help me..to the two uncles who help me lift my bike cause i was pin under and send my to the nearest hospital, and to this guys name faizal i met at the hospital.. he gave me ciggaretes and talk to me knowing tat i was in pain and by the look of him i know hes been there too..he kept my spirits high..and i thank him for tat..wounds can heal but lost of a son to mom cant so ill be careful more next time......

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right knee

left hand

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NERD ATTACK!!!!

Heard of swine flu....Well tats nothing!...my class got more worst than swine flu...its called NERD FLU!!!!

WEITING BROUGHT NERD FLU TO CLASS

SHORT NERD LEADER!!

NERD SWIMMER!!

BLACK NERD!!!

News Paper Printer ABANG ABANG NERD!!!!

FAT NERD

ANIMAL EATER NERD!!!

Break Dance NERD!!!

Break Hand NERD!!!!

Small Girl NERD!!!!

Typical Ah Beng Chinese Gang Fighter NERD!!

Cartoon Anime NERD!!!
REAL NERD NERD!!!!!

hmm sometimes i love my classmates but sometimes i hate them hahaha...but yea i enjoy joking with them hehe

these two days of skool has been funny and alot of laughter..weiting brought a nice neardy specs which cost $12 at 77th street..so we try on and we look like nerds!!!!

exam on thurs...n i nvr study...settle!!..fail!!! haha

Project Yamaha tzm

as a teen i use to love watching bike past by...but nothing beats a yamaha tzm..this machine is built for speed...i just love how this machine was build..the design, the machine...better known as the fastest bike in its class..it has always been a dream to ride one n own one but dont have the chance to do so..cause i bought and X1-r because my father told me to do so...hmm so i reliving my dreams and im getting a YAMAHA TZM!!! so here is my plan..save up every dollar i have...

TZM COST $3000+

need $1000 to cover the cost of taking out the bike

PIGGY BANK got only $74.60

so need another 924.40

will be getting pay and will update...

mean while here are some of the pics for yamaha tzm..btw yamaha tzm is not an instrument..weiting dumb dumb hahahaha

So Please help me get my dream..not hard ah..but everyday i collect $1 from ppl i know..then very fast can get $1000 whahahaha

"my name is turtle, im hungry please feed me with coins i love one dollar coins"

my pet turtle needs a babysitter for a few days

not so hard to take care..just feed it with coins three times a day..he like one dollar coin..and if got note more better whahaha

Nights out

Decide to unwind, get high, forget bad stuff so called up kampung fellas to go pubing at JV club along east coast rd one of my fren ex workplace which means drinks are on the house.... we when for two days..nice philiphine club with pretty philiphine girls whoooohoooo~~~!!

here are the pics

DRINK

DRANK

DRUNK



LIKE ALL THE SAME CAUSE WE DONT TAKE MANY PICS CAUSE WE BZ DRINKING HAHAHA

EX BARTENDER N REGULAR CUSTOMER HAHA!! DRUNK!!!!

Welll i really enjoy my day with them...so long nvr hang out..wish can do more often...

"I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room"

holidays have been sucky for me....most of the time ill be working from 8am-2am...18 hrs of work..dont know y wen i start working i cant stop..no fun, all day work,nvr do assignment, nvr study for the test, i really feel like giving up skool, history is repeating itself, im just wasting time in skool, cant absorb, if i had the chance to go to a far far place i will take it, never inform anyone, just pack my bags and leave, no one cares anyway, then only thing tat keeps me staying here is family, ppl never take me seriously myb because of the way i present myself??...they dont know wat lies behind those smiles and jokes, the pain i feel, hiding them trying not to reveal, i just cant take it anymore, im a ticking bomb waiting for detonation,

"In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each other's eyes"



sometimes i look at ppl sitting down together with frens chatting,eating,joking laughing,sharing stories..i thought to myself y cant i have frens like tat...its just not fair...well i guess the world is unfair...

"I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain't even funny like
Ahh you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles"

man my life is so fucked up...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

JUST WANNA SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEBBE NURBAIYAH..DA BESAR SEH!!!!! *CLAP *CLAP *CLAP

WELCOME TO THE OLD PPL CLUB...I CAN SEE WHITE HAIR ON U HAHAHA...MYB SHOULD CALL U MAK CIK DEBBE..iiiiiiii ccccccccc uuuuuuuuu *ehem *ehem

news for the sentosa

well here is the updates for the trip

winnie is going
wani is going
weiting going but have to leave for work at 5...so cannot get wet
Shannon going...he finish reservist..
cliff cant go he got personal prob
waiyip going
choon yong should be can
ling dont know
hui yue msg half way nvr reply
me follow the flow
anis going
xq and the gang i lazy to ask cause they dont seem to be interested

the rest i dont have their numbers

somehow i dont think this is going well...n i dont feel like doing this...i dont know wat to do..
see how tmr...hoping for better answers

Sentosa trip

well u know tue outing didnt happen and ganesh is piss off because frens last min back out...some have emergency issue, some have appointment issue, and some are just plain nvr pick up the phone...i give work a miss on tue.. and weiting miss her training for OAC..and ganesh miss his trip wit his sister to malaysia all because of sentosa...i really do feel a lil dissapointed cause i put my heart into this outing..4 of us (choon yong, ganesh,weiting and me) decided tat we just go bt then moods were lost so we cancel the trip,

Ganesh warn me first tat this trip is nt gonna go well when he first plan it..but he gain a lil confidence when ppl agree to his class outing...then the night before the trip ppl start bombarding him wit not going answers..which is hard for him to swallow...

so today weiting n her work fren decided to go to sentosa so ganesh thought tat i would be a good idea if i and him n CY join them so i got up and get ready..then choon yong last min got emergency then cannot join us..so we just go ahead at the plan..well the day turn out to be ok..quite fun we had fun in the water, bury ganesh in the ground give him some boobs and a stick acting as a dick whahahaha..play some volleyball..and play monkey wit weiting and her frens...just met for one day and we r like frens for few years already...tats wat i like about ganesh cause he is very socialble..hahah...then we wash up..btw i nvr bring pants...only bring t shirt so i had to put my pants back..wet pants!!!!...then waited for the girls to come out of the toilet..the girls toilet fucking long queue sia...i swear i dont know wat they do inside so long...i think play wrestling ah...haha..we waited for about 1 hr "-_-...so while waiting for weiting whahaha i had a heart to heart talk wit ganesh..and he told me wat he feels about the disaster tat just happen...he said tat he was really dissapointed and like dishearted..he say tat hes not gonna plan anymore outing...then the girls were out by then..so we monorail-ed back to singapore and me and gan seperated from weiting and frens...we hungry so go jalan kayu and eat dinner..actually breakfast+lunch+dinner..haha we ate alot...gan had maggi goreng mata lembu but come mee goreng mata lembu then he ate prata cheese and kosong..me had prata ice cream nasi pataya..and satay...then we ordered 3 syrup limau,2 blueberry n 1 ice lemon tea..hahahaha like one family meal but for two person...then i send gan back to his home....

this section is for frens (homework)
just give ur self 5 mins and put urself in ganesh shoes..think about the situation n feel wat he feels....if ur answer is the same as gan then i have something to tell u guys..if nt just close my blog cause got nth much to say already..hehehehe

so i thought tat we should make up to gan for nt going to sentosa..wat do u guys think?...we plan and outing for gan just one day..make urself free 4 just one day..one day i all needed..push everything aside...except emergency issue...try to push aside training..and other plans..if ppl think i talking rubbish then i dont care them haha...seeing a fren hurt tat way is just not right..so think about it...then those who agree just leave a msg in my cbox aites??....before school starts...i wan us to plan nt me alone...btw if u really cant make it or dont want to go just say..no force..hehehe and say wat u really mean..cause words can hurt..but i know for sure is weiting comfirm ON ONE HAHAHA....k pics for todays trip will be up myb tmr....

to cover 1 lie u need 10 lies then to cover tat 10 lies u need 100 lies n so on and on...

hate me love me tats who i am..haha

holiday spirit

My Holiday spirit

moodless,restless, tired..nothing to do!!!!!!!

just like this

WTH!!!! LAST MIN UPDATE..ONLI 4 PPL GOING!!!! GANESH IS KINDA PISS OFF "-_-

these feww days at home very bored,..eat, sleep,work,tkraw, same old routine, need to find some outing man!!!!! lucky this tue got go sentosa wif school frens....comfirm fun one...but too bad cliff not going..he lame la..y always we missing ppl in outing?..cant we free ourself just for tat one day?...just for tat one day we push everything aside, work,training,relationship probs,tired,...fun first settle probs later, n shannon also not going...he have to serve the country n make our place safe..haha lame..have u guys wondered y u guys can sleep peacefully at night?...because of shannon is doing Guard duty to keep bad guys away lah!..haha

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i can just imagine hehe

welcome to sentosa NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

NOT GONNA HAPPEN ALSO!!!!

btw the photos look weird cause i edit use paint..lame software...my photoshop cannot find..

weiting decided to have breakfast at mac bf gg to sentosa..she is craving hotcakes with sausage..i think most of them will be late ah..but fren dont worry ill be there with u to satisfy ur craving hahaha.....see u guys at 9am...

EAST COAST TRIP

woke up exicited tat im gonna have fun at east coast..so i wake up early got ready but go out of house late whahahaha..go out at 2.30 have to reach there by 2.40..10 mins!!! i can make it but met a fren talk for a while then buy for weiting strepsil PURPLE COLOR...then go off..choon yong call say they reach ECP mac n all waiting for me..then i say reaching already but actually just left the carkpark at my house whahaha..im such a liar..white lies...so reaach at mac already call CY he say they all started the game and he pick me up at mac...they spilt up into group..my group got CY,WANI,WINNIE,LING,CLIFF, and a few second year student..weiting was not with us but later she kaysiao come n join us lor...they were playing some game like amazing race..go point to point do puzzle take pic..first stunt : four ppl stand at some sort of canvas then without going out of the canvas we have to flip the canvas..blady hell they choose me to go stand..i fat already waste space..should choose cliff more skinny...but a man got to do wat a man got to do..it was simple aactually..and manage to flip it hahaha..then we took pic..after the second station we got bored then decided to relak at waterbreaker..btw the strepsil got numbing effect..eat already cannot feel tongue..anybody want more...NO!...at the waterbreaker i was reminded of my old pic ,,,the one sitting wit my cuzin...so weiting decided to make the older ver..with CY and Cliff..so here are the pics enjoy....

weed on my hair..cliff spoilt ah..wear black better n wani look like short hair hahaha

after second station...*ehem *ehem we know the song n we cheated!! haha

Then off to our own world at waterbreaker

WHOS THE SHORTEST???...ah short ah short ah short ah short haha



say say say say...HARD GAY STYLE WHOOO~~~!

The Girls

The guys

the girlss...NAHH its the guyss haha pranked hooo~~



thanks to the who ever finger is tat..i now look skinnier hahaha

Stealing ur shoes Stealing ur shoes Stealing ur shoes........

Found this pic taken by winnie..naughty eh winnie...take ppls butt

The couples,swithearts,bestie,gd fren,

The Past

Weiting suggested tat i recreate the past pic, so cliffton extra, n choon yong is my cuzzin hahaha

Before


After

hmm hahaha not bad ah...i dont change abit hahaha still fat!.. "-_-

Btw who say shannon , anis, and waiyip never come???
seee properly

With a lil magic n Lots of editing..its possible!!!hahahaha
cant find ganesh pic ah...hahahahahaha hmm although u guys a far away but u guys are still in our hearts...wahhhhh so touching sia...hehehe

Some off the pic still at weiting..dont know where she go..like seldom see her online...later ask her then i post somemore!!!

CLIFF I CAUGHT U RED HANDED ACTING GAYISH

And he denies being gay...hahaha caught u on camera bro!!!...btw u miss today lesson..we play pinch nipple..hmm actually they all pinching my nipple ah...asshole...my nipple is sore!!!!!!tmr revenge..make u guys nipple bleed


Ok most of u heard about the lizard joke....anis found a comercial simillar to the joke...watch it...suupper funny la dey!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNpR63mO64Q&feature=related best with sound..can here the lizard whahahaha.....

I want my foood

i got ur kitty.....want him?...give me my food..or else.....

tats all for now....Pheww~~~~cant wait for holidays