war against CLIFTTON

ok cliffton has officially made war with me....

i have thought of a plan..revenge!!

disguise as a snowman i sneak up behind him...

Rough sketch of me n cliff

CHOP CHOP!! to his neck *fainted...drag him into the woods near fort canning park.. hang him on to the tree n stripped him naked...sorry to the gay ppl out there im not gonna rrrrraaaappppe him *gay crowd says awwwwww shit!!!!!hahaha...but u guys can do so after im done with him..*gay crowd cheering yeahhhh!!! wooootttssss!!!!...then i dip his balls into chocolate n hunny...coated them well...then i take two table spoon of crushed nuts n sprinkle them on his balls so they look like ferrero rocher

then hide behind a bush with a bucket of popcorn...watch the horror of his balls being eaten by red ants, bees, spiders n bears..* Chomp chomp..enjoy enjoy my treat..haha..*evil laugh muahahahaha..after im done untie his body n throw to the gay crowd....finish him off!!!! Revenge is sweeeetttt like fererro rocher

Morning was okok but fun....yesterday slept late n have to wake up 7.00 am n go out at 8am wasnt really tired cause looking forward for the trip to cisco co...hmm was suprised to see almost all my classmate wen for the trip..damm cisco is f#king rich man, the bulding was like 38 or more storeys i forgot how many storey lah...the lift also complicating...we have to go to 37 level n walk down one stairs then take another lift to the 28 storeys...the lift very high sia...now i know how weiting felt hahaha....got into the lift decided to play around so i press level 36,35,33,32,31,30 then finally 28 hahaha...stop at every level..haha we laugh like crazy man, hmm i guess the lift isnt for short ppl cause weiting cant reach the intercomm..the thing use to speak if got emergency lah...the other group when in after us and they reach first hahahahaha..the teacher was like where the hell did u all go to?...hahaha..cliftton disturbing me with anis..asshole..is nt i shy lah.is i got nth to say lah fuck.....wen into the room for the intro...and told us about cisco co...siva was aiming at one of the speakers he so horny type sia..hahaha..cliftton dont understand wat the ang moh person talking ...so he played his psp...we keep disturbing the speakers,,,first one boring..second speaker super cool la dey...got sense of humor..they were showing us cisco product n think its really cool ah..especially the video call thing...n again clif bored n disturb me n anis...asshole..super irritating bastard..TAT PERSON GOT BF ALREADY..DONT DISTURB CAN HAHAHA ...it was 10.30 n they were still talking leh..i have to leave for work n told the teacher incharge..he say wait for a while more..damm jaime say finish 10.30..was told by the teacher tat it will end around 11.15!!!!!....so i called my boss say i late 20mins...talk talk talk talk..i got really bored cant take it anymore im gonna be late..so i really have to go lor...tell the teacher then he escorted me out..walk by myself down take the lift again long way down....then saw the other class going up hahaha...got onto my bike n sped off..damm the ERP ah...i morning top up 5 dollars now left 2 dollar only..so ex sia....reach work at 11.15 n very buzy...orders were full..i was really tired by then...almost fall asleep riding..so i got to have some energy..bought redbull and chocolates...i did recover some energy but it wasn't long lasting...finish work at three got home n sleep...woke up at 6 getting ready go tkraw at macpherson..really tired sia..play tkraw also no mood.....now at home i feeling kind of down..dont knoe wats wrong wit me..but my mood changes quickly...from happy to sad....haiz...feeling restless..really need someone to talk to...

bored + tired +frustrated+restless=I need happy pills...myb i think too much...i tend to think too much...i feel useless...no goals to achieved...nth to look forward to..not able to sleep is making it worst..i dont understand me..

got this person said to me tat we will be besties but the way tat person is treating me nw is different...it was ok at first bt it was slowly changing back to the same attitude..i hate u

Dedicated to my classmate of Ite Dover

This post is specially dedicated to my new classmate at ite dover
Everyone i met made impression in my life so tat i can remember u guys in the future

EHEM* EHEM*



These ppl have made impression in my life



Clifton (Dancing god,My smoking Kaki) N preys on 14 year old gerls at friendster everyday hehe


i found this clip at youtube he remind me of cliftton
he is super irritating and like to dance like this hard gay man hahahaha
sorry cliff tats wat u get for calling me gummie bear haha revenge!

video link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4JGn2XAH9g&feature=related

Best with sound!!!! hahahaha must watch until end!!!!



then there is weiting(laughing god)..this fren here got the funniest n addictive n contagious laugh...we never get sick of her..she comfirm laughing at the video above hahaha

she got 2 kinds of laugh first is her normal laugh
which goes something like hehehehehehehehehehehe
then there is second laugh
hehehehehehehe snort snort hehehehehehe snort snort
tat means she hyper already haha (anybody got knife anot?)
n i forgot she got short legs
n she is the number 6th dwarf n kin keong is her snow white whahaha


sori i steal ur pic haha..dont worry i steal the most pretties pic

AND LAST WARNING FOR THE SPECS U LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER
IN THE 80`s PIC ALBUM

hehe

CHOON YONG N HUSKY

HAVE TO BEG HIM FOR THE PHOTO SIA.......

Choon yong The most titles ( Weiting`s sister,wani`s lover, Ganesh racist partner, My smoking Kaki, and now teck seng besties! use to be enemies,) Bro enemies also can become frens leh!!!!! n i forgot u golden monkey hair boy hahaha..be careful ah lam is hiding in the corner waiting to catch u..hahaha hmm actually hes a very nice person ah.......nahh!! im lying! hahahaha ok lah hes a good person to be with lah....nahhh!!!! im lying again! hahahaha..he like to see me fall down,basketball fellow

THE HAZWANI`S

I have the luckiest class in the world, who dare to say tat they have three hazwani`s in the same class?

ME!

Siti Hazwani

Nur Hazwani

Ling Nur Hazwani

i confused about the two Hazwani dont know which is which but i just go by nick name ah

Winnie (The Pooh,My smoking Kaki) I think she is the most famous in skool ah...walk with her ah turn right "hi wani", turn left "hi winnie", turn back "hi wani" infront dont need to say ah..all line up to say hi to her hahahaha...if get a dollar for every "hi winnie" i heard ah..i would have about $156 or more already haha... she is also a part time dancer.

This is her n her group cool! check it out!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1puOv8S-XE

Lil wani (Choon Yong`s Lover,My smoking Kaki) hmm she dunnoe how to wear a skirt n she dont know how to wear make up but hell yea she knows some sick moves! Top rock, Six steps, side glide, u name it she drops it like its hot. Nice art skills, likes Grafittis i think hehe...Under those smiles there are frowns ah....

THIS IS SOMETHING SIMPLE I CREATED FOR U USING THIS GRAFITTI GENERATOR AT THIS WEBSITE : http://www.graffiticreator.net/ TRY THIS, JUST LOAD THE FONT U WANT N TYPE IN THE WORDS N U CAN COLOR THEM HEHEHE

Ling Nur Hazwani (multi racial girl) she is mix chinese n malay like me but only difference between me n her is tat i cant speak chinese only can understand, she ah can speak chinese fluently n malay also..if only she could learn how to speak tamil ah, then she can talk to Ganesan already. This kind of person hard to find, dont really know her well, nvr talk to her before, but will try n talk to her lah....

Nur Anis A.K.A Kiddie (class rep,temperature recorder,Goldfish Killer) she kills goldfish with her bare hands leh..hahaha just joking i guess it was an accident. Likes To draw abstract on anything she could find..even her hands!!..Ehem* Ehem* pssst fren dont think i never see ah.....haha n where is my book?? i need to study! hahaha

Ganesan A.K.A Black Pepper (Bartender, Choon yong Racist partner, likes to disturb waiyip,My smoking Kaki) This guy is the most Friendly guy u can ever meet, i think by the time he 50 ah he already make frens with the whole world hahaha, he is the first one to talk to me, very sociable guy, i think because he has backgrounds of a bartender, bartender make alot of frens and score alot of chicks hahaha, nice soccer skills, but im better hahahaha....always picking on waiyip..n chinese ppl haha...

Shannon (afroman,zeplin) u have to love this guy hair but too bad now cut short already, bro i was wondering r there monkeys in ur hair?..cause it looks like a forest thing going on inside ur last time hair hahaha..just joking...i think this guy has too much *EHEM*EHEM cause he keep saying im like sheik haikel hahaha...a cool chill guy who has secret tattoos hidden somewhere on his body hahaha..u guys just have to look carefully to see his tattoos..when he lift up his arms hahaha... one more thing for u bro LU ROCK AH BRADDERRRR!!!!!! hahaha

Last but not least

Waiyip (swimmer, gay swimmer, big eater,) Man this guy can really eat alot, i think if bring him to SOUL GARDEN comfirm kena BANNED from there hahaha..but his body maintain, because hes a swimmer n why is his bag so big?...what is inside?...let me tell u

List of items in waiyip bag

1. swimwear
2. all his toiletries
3. paddle for the hands something like a duck hand to make u swim faster
4. goggle n antifog cream
5. psp
6. ipod touch
7. labsheet
8. snorkel
9. floatation device
10. oxygen tank
11. some fishes
12. some water
13. fiona xie

hahaha okok items 8,9,10,11,12,13 are not true lah hehehe,reason he bring all these stuff? because he got training almost everyday..haha waiyip u got heard of a locker before anot?..haha btw this guy is the future micheal phelps world record holder i think spell tat way ah....fren u got a bright future ahead ah...dont throw it all in the drain ah..train hard n remember my name haha

FOR FREN WHO IS NOT LISTED HERE I WILL DO SO LATER CAUSE I DONT REALLY KNOW U GUYS...

tats all for now getting sleepy..now is 2.55 am n tmr have to wake up at 7 n reach skool by 8.15 have to go to cisco..btw my time in the blog is still wrong...dont know how to fix it...ZZZZzzzzzz

My Obsession for Sepak Tkraw

My Obsession for Sepak Tkraw

Everytime i said to ppl tat i play tkraw they will just laugh out loud, the reason because they think im FAT n i cannot play haha its not tat im FAT its just tat i ate too much as a kid n a big appetite n the fats seem to get stuck in my body WTF!!! whahaha..playing tkraw isnt just about fitness. Mentality and creativity plays an important part too...since i was a kid, watching my frens playing tkraw makes me happy i wanted to try n play but thinking im just gonna make fool of myself...it started when i was serving ns tat my fren force me to play, then i just decided one day to bring my shoes n try it...it was funny at first but with the guidance of my frens i soon learn the ways of playing tkraw.

Recently i got alot of friendly match going on..last tue got friendly match with my own school team..i brought frens from outside to have a friendly match with ite dover team..the reason is warm them up for the game which is thur tmr lah..the friendly match when well n both team were respected..praised were exchange they thank us for organizing this friendly match cause this is their first time getting the feel of playing in the tournament...i feel tat i have help them out..i feel happy...tkraw brings us closer hahaha...n guess wat??? IM PLAYING FOR ITE DOVER TMR!!!! YEA but im lacking of confident cause i know there are stronger team out there..so just have to play smart not play hard..hehe

sometimes i do have ups n downs in tkraw...sometimes i sucks at it but sometimes i run the game..tats when mentality comes into play...if u have the "damm im not good today mentality" then ur done...but if u have the "im gonna eat u guys up mentality" u will squash ur opponent like bugs...squiissshhhhh!!!! piak!!!!! boom boom!!!!

i love tkraw n i will keep playing until my leg become jelly!!!...

First day of blogging

today first day of blogging got lots of things to say but dont know which to say first hahaha.....mr jaime told us to keep a blog so tat we could express ourself at the same time keep records of wat we have learn at skool for reference purpose...

n this is wat i learn at skool

AH GONG AH GONG AH GONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks to clifton im now addicted to CS 12 Gauge Auto shotgun.....

to those who dont know what is AH GONG or wat i am talking about i will explain in my future post

For my old friends who dont know wat im doing now, im currently back to school at ITE DOVER studying NETWORKING SECURITY & nope im not studying to become a security guard, many ppl thought it tat way but its more of a computer thing,

okok i will start off with my first day in skool

First day
of skool is SHITTY!!, being shy & not used to making frens, my weaknees got the better of me, first day i did nt talk to any one or make frens with anyone. i wanted to talk to some of them but words cant seem to get out of my mouth its like god shut my mouth up, so i got home dissapointed with myself. but i guess first day is ok not to make frens cause all of us is still in the confused mode haha

Second day
Start up my bike, lit up my first cigg of the day thinking im gonna make frens today at skool!!.. having tat courageous thought im my mind i jump on my bike n speed of to skool, skool is far im in hougang n skool is in dover about 20 mins trip without TRAFFIC JAMS, but the road im taking always jam so i takes me ard 30 mins to reach skool, entering the skool gate im getting nervous thinking how do i start the conversation?. HI?, WASSUP?,HELLO FREN?,HEY?, well i dont know how to start a Conversation, reach the classroom door, open the door ppl were staring at me like the same way when u give a loud burp at a restaurant or loud burst of fart in the elevator haha..my shyness level wen up BOILING POINT!!!!, i hustle to find a chair to sit on n hide myself from my classmates, the day wen by with no progress, no fren making, got home dissapointed again, hoping tmr will be a better tmr

Third day
still no progress =(, i feel like giving up, i feel like quiting skool, i feel like walking out of the classroom, throwing my future away, its like wat am i doing here in skool..im 21 n the rest is like 16 -17 years old only a few of them around 20`s,not my age!,lunch time seems long, alone i got out of the skool to have a cigg, never eat dont have the mood, sitting under the void deck alone i waited for class to continue. its was a 4 hour break because there is a module in my time table tat i dont have to attend its only for O n NA level student, so i called up my fren to pick me up n wen for lunch together, after tat return to skool to go to the CCA fair, there isnt much CCA in ite dover. but i already know wat CCA i want to join n its sepak tkraw haha...recently ive been really interested in tkraw, i started playing tkraw during my ns life n have been enjoying it since...played it almost everyday at hougang hahaha...okok back to the topic, i went over to sign up n AGAIN my weakness got the better of me, there is alot of ppl hanging out at the tkraw section...i was like ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! MANGKOK(malay for pissed off)!!!! so i hang out opposite the section waiting for the crowd to go..shoo!! shoo! i wanted to chaase them away like cats hahaha but if i did tat i would probably go home with a black eye haha..so i waited n waited n waited n the crowd is still there..then a sudden burst of anger came to me i said to myself if i dont do it now i never gonna do it, so i just walk towards them and ask one of them where to fill up the form & the crowd is giving me tat look AGAIN..but this time i ingnored n continue writing, one of them even said "aku ingat die nk isi botol" translate"i thought he wants to fill his bottle" whahaha i was f*cking pissed off remembering his face i put him in my revenge list muahahaha im gonna get u someday just wait......after signing up i go home...

Fourth day
wake up feeling useless, thoughts of making frens made me dont want to go to skool but then i remember the sudden burst of anger yesterday thinking if i can do that then i can do it again..so off to skool on a quest to make frensss, first lesson of the day was P.E dont know where class but saw one of my classmate n follow behind him to the classroom, inside the room listening to the teacher talking about education n stuff i got pretty bored haha n so the rest of the class..the P.E is so buff up..Muscle everywhere, one punch from him n i can fly like those indians in the tamil movies,,fly few meters away hahaha....but then i heard a voice on the right side of my ears..the words "hi", first i thought it was my imagination, then i turn my head n saw this skinny indian guy..ok lah not so skinny..he put his hand out n said "hi im GANESAN" without thinking i shake his hand n told him my name, he is the first person to say hi to me haha, i feel so happy like a weight being lifted off my shoulders, i feel relieved ahhhhhh.....then one by one they said hi to me waiyip follow by choon yong......god has answered my prayers...frown has changed to a smile...we went to lunch together, smoke together, n tat started my beautiful life in ite dover..hahaha n goos news is NO SKOOL ON FRI!!! yea..

k lah enough said i will continue later..its 7.10pm have to go macpherson play tkraw........bye my fren btw noticed the time in my blog is wrong hahah